Why is our community bitchless?
Truthfully, it can be baffling how many people go to such lengths to prove that they are indeed– bitchless.
It’s almost impressive, really. A person–who I’m not naming– decided to create an entire faux website to prove a seemingly incoherent point.
I’ve never in my life felt that it was important to add to this website. I’m not a vengeful person, really. Besides, it’s childish to frame something in a way that purposefully spreads misinformation.
Let’s look at the facts.
Eve Chocorun. A recent high school graduate. She recently turned 18. A wonderful feat for her. A truly remarkable thing. She has created a website titled “The Legend of the Sky.” I’ll add a link to it here.
https://sites.google.com/view/thelegendofthesky/home
When you go into detail, the author’s citation is already incorrect. “Eve Leah Cochr” Isn’t how you spell Eve Chocorun’s name. This is already incredibly misleading information. There is no possible way to Google search “Eve Leah Cochr” and find any information about this article. I’m thankful that I have my own trusted sources in order to dissect the information brought to me.
Furthermore, the writing within this has no data behind it to prove its so-called “facts.” This website was created as a dig towards me, some may say. While I may have graduated from the University of Asinine, I am not a meteorologist. I am a lawyer.
The information that comes through has a quote that starts in the second paragraph,
“When the clouds form, the droplet from the water combines with other element in the air such as C02 and 02, the friction of the elements will cause a high frequency ringing ranging from (~) to (~). A lot of adolescents to young adults can experience the daily disturbance in their lives throughout the day and night.” The problem with these citations is that the information that this was pulled from and blatantly plagiarized from is not cited anywhere on the document. This information is believed to be false.
Following the inaccuracies with the grammar, which were easy to look past unless completely searching for them, this information was clearly not pulled from any trustworthy website to begin with. Article editors and editorial teams are specifically designed to check for the phrasing and the spelling of the information brought to the article.
Further cited was information from one known as “Jack Swordbean”. Jack Swordbean is not a real person, and seems to plagiarize from Stephen Sondheim’s “Into the Woods.” For reference, Into the Woods is a 1986 musical with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim, which is an incredibly well-known and well-loved musical to people who partake in listening to musicals. Or a certain person who partakes in acting in a high school rendition of said musical.
However, not all hope is lost. There is still one way to fix this, and help Eve Chocorun start anew with a status of “Could Receive Bitches, Probably Will not.”
Here’s an itemized list of one day of disagreements.
Eve claims that clouds scream
Eve claims [REDACTED] should not buzz his hair
Eve is photoshopping Bigfoot into every photo Eve gets.
Eve claims chickens purr
Eve is also deaf. We cannot trust a person with a cochlear implant if clouds scream. It is proven that deaf people just cannot hear clouds scream.
I have the honor to be your obedient servant.
E.K
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